My Annoying Friend Who ... | -eng- Camp With Mom And
You look at Alex, who has dirt on their white sneakers and a smudge of chocolate on their chin.
At 10 PM, your mom falls asleep instantly. She does not snore. She saw logs . It is a low, rumbling noise like a truck stuck in mud. -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...
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Every time you dip your paddle, Alex screams, "OH MY GOD, YOU GOT WATER ON MY SHIRT. IT’S LINEN." She saw logs
Your mom cries a little in the driveway. "Did we make a memory?" she asks.
"Are you awake? I think I heard a raccoon." You: "Go to sleep." Alex: "What if it’s not a raccoon? What if it’s a skinwalker? I watched a video. Do you think this land is sacred? We should apologize to the trees." You: "Go. To. Sleep." Alex: "I have to pee. Will you come with me? I’m scared of the dark. Also, your mom snores. Should we wake her up to check if she’s breathing?"