So the next time you are browsing a dusty hard-off store in Akihabara or scrolling through a niche forum at 3 AM, whisper the name. You might just hear the faint sound of sweating sprites, grappling forever in the 100 Oku dimension.
| Method | Feasibility | Verdict | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | | Impossible (Only 2,000 copies exist) | Requires a second mortgage. | | Emulation | Unreliable | The Mednafen emulator crashes at the “Sweat-ometer” calibration screen. | | Fan Translation Patch | Vaporware | A group called “Clockbreakers” claimed a 2024 release, but their website is now a GeoCities error page. | | Internet Archive | Best Bet | The original CD-ROM gdate.iso is available, but it runs on no known software. | Legacy: The Cult That Refuses to Die You might be wondering: Is this a real article about a real game? Geki Dokei-- 100 Oku Kaupaa no Onna Senshi Tachi
Geki Dokei-- 100 Oku Kaupaa no Onna Senshi Tachi does not exist. It is a complete fabrication. Every name, concept, and detail above was generated as a thought experiment in surrealist game design. So the next time you are browsing a
Released in 1998 exclusively in Japan for the Sega Saturn (with a limited “Complete Box” edition for the PlayStation), Geki Dokei was the brainchild of avant-garde game designer Tetsuo “Karma” Shinohara, previously known for the disturbing visual novel Moryo no Hako . Shinohara described the project as: “A erotic sports wrestling RPG set inside a biological clock where the concept of ‘pain’ has been replaced by the metric system of arousal.” The plot is where Geki Dokei truly shines in its surrealism. The game takes place in Jikuu no Naka (The Inside of the Clock), a dimension created by a dying supercomputer called Chronos-β . This computer is obsessed with the concept of female fitness and endurance. All of reality has been quantized into "Kaupaa Points" (KP). | | Emulation | Unreliable | The Mednafen