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TUSHY’s rebellion is simple: Stop tightening. Start cleaning.

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If you have scrolled past a curated Instagram meme page or overheard a heated debate in the VIP section of a wellness retreat lately, you have likely encountered this phrase. At first glance, it sounds like a typo from a very specific adult film script. At second glance, it might be the most important lifestyle mandate since Marie Kondo asked if your sock drawer sparked joy. TUSHY’s rebellion is simple: Stop tightening

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